Thursday, July 28, 2005

Blame the French

A wicked case of the watery diarrheas hit me last night with a fury. Never have I ejected so much bodily fluid in such a short time. I feared the worst, but today my fever has gone away and now I'm OK. It was bound to happen. I shove spoiled food items down my throat on a daily basis. I drink questionably bottled water. Most of what I eat has been cooked, allowed to reach room temperature, and then (maybe) reheated. But I bet it was that slice of 2000tg French Flan I ate yesterday. It's best to blame the French for everything.

Mmmmmmm...will somebody send me French Toast in the mail?

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